George Washington is alive?!

While driving around today we heard a radio ad for the Washington Ballet's upcoming performance of the Nutcracker... starring George Washington himself, as the nutcracker!

We are so excited!  Not only has science found a way to bring the dead back to life, our 1st president is alive and well and dancing to Tchaikovsky!

From their website:
"Septime Webre’s critically acclaimedThe Nutcracker transports us back in time to historic Washington, DC and stars George Washington as the heroic Nutcracker."

Wait a minute... we heard wrong.  GW is not being brought back to life. WE ARE GOING TO TIME TRAVEL.  tickets here.

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